1. agent-nemo:

    catholicteenslut:

    she wants him to ram the soul out her body

    She about to bite her own mouth off

     

  2. I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

    (via opentheairforfreshwindows)

     
  3. burpywatermelons:

    The best Pokemon name in the world.

    (Source: montagemode, via agent-nemo)

     
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  5. (Source: talesof4chan, via asianfetus)

     

  6. imaginefallout:

    IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

    (via opentheairforfreshwindows)

     

  7. jesus:

    peklaxdog:

    angel:

    asian:

    ejective:

    if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

    I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

    you two need jesus

    i dont think jesus was into threesomes

    you don’t know me

    (via jeanwillrockyou)

     

  8. jackiebeulahburkhart:

    sherlocksmyth:

    "why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

    image

    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

    (via yeezus-fish)

     
  9. andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    rampaigehalseyface:

    itsamultifandomthing:

    barackfuckingobama:

    thepokeyhokey:

    #steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

    I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

    I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

    And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

    You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

    yes

    (via kuteforkilla)

     

  10. How to break up with someone

    1. You: Your ex is attractive.
    2. Partner: Which one?
    3. You: ME.
    4. You: BYEEEE